Seriously...?!?!?!

Can I...

- Go to sleep and just wake up ONE time?

- Laugh, cough, or sneeze without having to cross my legs?

- Be promised that this greasy Belly Butter is really going to work?

- Find some cute AND comfortable shoes...not one or the other...BOTH?

- Not turn red in the face just to bend over for a minute?

- Not have hot flashes...when everyone else around me is "freezing?"

The things I am learning about pregnancy this week...interesting...very interesting.

MOM...stop laughing!